I can’t help but wonder why I have a sudden influx (seriously, influx) of pubescent girls following me (and Justine).

I don’t think it’s a bad thing (so before you go bitching about how I’m an ungrateful fart, read this sentence again). It’s just that the possibility of me releasing a pheromone that attracts pubescent girls from circa 1998 is weird. And also, I don’t know which is weirder, the fact that they’re aged 12-15 or the fact that they’re girls (enter all-girl school inside joke here).

Hello kids!